Roy Williams Arrested After Streaking Down Franklin Wearing Nothing But Off-White J’s

CHAPEL HILL, NC- Roy Williams, the coach of the North Carolina Tar Heels basketball team, was arrested Monday night after streaking down Franklin Street wearing nothing but his brand new off-white Jordans.

“I deeply regret my actions,” said Williams after he was taken into custody by the Chapel Hill Police Department for public indecency. “It’s just that these Off-Whites are just so sick and hey we lost to Virginia so I thought why not.”

The coach, who has led the Tar Heels to three national championships, promised to never disrobe in public again, but was insistent that wearing nothing but those “sweeeet baby J’s” was “the best feeling in the dadgum world.”

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