REPORT: You Have an STD Now

CHAPEL HILL, NC- You have an STD. That’s right yes you.

That’s so unfortunate but hey it could be worse! It’s one of the curable ones I think but ya never can tell. Whoopsie-Daisy! Well any way hope you had a good Valentine’s Day! Remember never have sex!

That’ll be $600.

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